Life hack: choke him with your thighs a lil bit when he goes down on you. What’s life without a little thrill.
New myth busters episode: can people visit a hookah lounge without sending me ten billion snapchats?!???
He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony… and child support
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
about the only thing that makes me happy
do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days